Techy Romantic Pillows

'If you'd like to read my marriage proposal, check your phone. I texted it to you earlier today. I told you we tech guys were romantic.'

Online Dating

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Klimt Kiss Phones

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

cuPad

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

Carbon Dating.

'That must be my computer date.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'We were matched by computer.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Using a social media app to date

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'