Romantic With A Tech Twist Pillows

'I'm a mac - you're a PC. I'm sorry...we're just not compatible.'

"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Robocop and Juliet.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Today's love

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Zoom Wedding

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

'That must be my computer date.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Using a social media app to date