Tech-troubled Romantic Pillows

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'That must be my computer date.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'We were matched by computer.'

Using a social media app to date

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Not on my watch..."

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Yourplace.com or mine?'