Tech-loving Romantics Pillows

Listen, they're playing our ringtone.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Robocop and Juliet.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

cuPad

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

Zoom Wedding

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

The Joy Of Txt...

'That must be my computer date.'