Tech Romantic Pillows

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."

TV loves Music.

I gave you the best bytes of my life!

'That must be my computer date.'

Newly discovered binary love letter from bill gates to his high school sweetheart

'Will you call me?'

Big Data Tonight

"If you're not doing anything on Saturday night... why don't we boot up together?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Robocop and Juliet.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Online Dating

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

cuPad

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'Your website or mine?'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."