Romantic Techies Pillows

Computer dating.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Chips That Pass in the Night

'Access ME.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

cuPad

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

'That must be my computer date.'

Carbon Dating.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'We were matched by computer.'

Using a social media app to date

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"Not on my watch..."