Romantic Techies Pillows

Computer dating.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Chips That Pass in the Night

'Access ME.'

"Of course I told you that I love you today. . . check your email."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

cuPad

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

Carbon Dating.

'That must be my computer date.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Using a social media app to date

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'We were matched by computer.'