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Robot wants fembot

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

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'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Sexual chemistry set

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

cuPad

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'That must be my computer date.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'We were matched by computer.'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

Using a social media app to date

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"Not on my watch..."

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."