Cyber Sweetheart Pillows

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'Darling, we've been virtually dating for some time now, and I'd like you to be my cyber wife.'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"Roger, we can't keep seeing each other like this."

Online Romance

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

cuPad

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Online marriage ceremony.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Cyber Love

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

"I love you in theory."

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

'She looks so liberated.'

I love you even more than my mobile phone!

'What do you mean, your church didn't give you a password?'

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.