Cyber Sweetie Pillows

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

I.T. Fear

Cellphone Islands

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

cuPad

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

Online marriage ceremony.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

Cyber Love

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'When you come over, bring your computer. We'll sit around and swap data.'

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

'She looks so liberated.'