Cyber Romantic Pillows

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry

Cyber sex

Cyber Love

Online marriage ceremony.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Your website or mine?'

Today's love

cuPad

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'That must be my computer date.'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Maybe I was wrong?

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'