Online Romantic Pillows

Yin/Yang Dating

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Online marriage ceremony.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Online Dating for Dummies

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

Maybe I was wrong?

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Cyber Love

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'He was taller online!'

'George and I met on line!'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

Computer telling man he loves him

Looking For Love.

Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'