Internet Romantic Pillows

Online Dating

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Your website or mine?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Online marriage ceremony.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Maybe I was wrong?

Cyber Love

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Looking For Love.

Computer telling man he loves him

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

I met him online.