Internet Romantic Pillows

Online Dating

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Online marriage ceremony.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Cyber Love

Maybe I was wrong?

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Looking For Love.

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

Computer telling man he loves him

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'