Internet Romance Pillows

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Online marriage ceremony.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Cyber Love

Maybe I was wrong?

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'George and I met on line!'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

Computer telling man he loves him

'My profile says 'In a relationship', but his says 'It's complicated'.'

Looking For Love.

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'