Internet Romance Pillows

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Your website or mine?'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Online marriage ceremony.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

Cyber Love

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Maybe I was wrong?

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'George and I met on line!'

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

Looking For Love.

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry