Digital Romance Pillows

"We met in a chat room and now you won't chat."

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

cuPad

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Your website or mine?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Online marriage ceremony.

Zoom Wedding

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'That must be my computer date.'

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

The Joy Of Txt...

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Pucker up!

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."