Digital Romance Pillows

"We met in a chat room and now you won't chat."

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

cuPad

'Your website or mine?'

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Zoom Wedding

Online marriage ceremony.

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'That must be my computer date.'

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Cyber Love

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

Maybe I was wrong?

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."