Digital Age Romantic Pillows

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

cuPad

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Your website or mine?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Online marriage ceremony.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

Zoom Wedding

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'That must be my computer date.'

The Joy Of Txt...

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Romance"

"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you."

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."