Love In The Digital Age Pillows

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

'Brad and I met online, webcast our wedding, took a virtual honeymoon...and now we're divorcing through an online attorney.'

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

'That must be my computer date.'

"But I did give you my answer, David....Didn't you check your email?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Romance"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'We were matched by computer.'

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Maybe I was wrong?

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'