Digital-age Romantics Pillows

"Romance"

Right click for yes...

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Robocop and Juliet.

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

cuPad

Today's love

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Your website or mine?'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Zoom Wedding

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'That must be my computer date.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

The Joy Of Txt...

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.