Digital Romantics Pillows

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

Computer dating.

'You may now click the bride.'

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

'Who said romance is dead? I Just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I think he's getting serious about me -- he bookmarked my website!'

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'

'It's an email from my boyfriend, he's sent me a virtual bunch of flowers.'

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'But you can't break up with me! I just bought a domain name with both our names on it.'

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

"Do you want style or comfort?"

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

Pucker up!

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Online Dating

'Do online affairs count?'

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"I'm sorry Tim, but our online profiles aren't compatible anymore!"

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'

cuPad

'iDO.'

"May I carry your wireless e-reader to school for you?"

"Mom and dad's marriage wasn't made in heaven. They met online, so it was made in the Cloud."

Social Media Romance

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"Mind you, getting married on line does take some of the romance out of it."

"Back off, weirdo...I'm not the type of girl who dates a guy she hasn't met online!"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"The correct response is, 'I do'...not 'Whatever!'"

"If you both agree to the terms and conditions, press, 'I accept'."

"I'm also available in .pdf format if you're more comfortable with that."

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."