Digital Lovebirds Pillows

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Will you share your screen with me?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"We're having technical difficulties."

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'

"Thanks, Siri, but please limit your directions to my driving."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Today's love

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'Your website or mine?'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Zoom Wedding

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

Strategies that will always work

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Pucker up!

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.