Digital Lovebirds Pillows

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Will you share your screen with me?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"We're having technical difficulties."

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Today's love

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Zoom Wedding

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Strategies that will always work

Maybe I was wrong?

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Pucker up!

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"