Digital Romance Enthusiast Pillows

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Maybe I was wrong?

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

"Siri, find me someone better."

Looking For Love.

Computer telling man he loves him

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."