Digital Romance Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Carpal Tunnel of Love.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Maybe I was wrong?

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Looking For Love.

Computer telling man he loves him

"Siri, find me someone better."

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'