Digital Romance Seeker T-Shirts

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"I must have gotten it from the internet."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Your website or mine?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Online marriage ceremony.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Maybe I was wrong?

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

Cyber Love

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

Computer telling man he loves him

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'