Digital Romance Seeker Pillows

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"I must have gotten it from the internet."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Online marriage ceremony.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Maybe I was wrong?

Cyber Love

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

Computer telling man he loves him

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'