Online Romance Seeker Pillows

'I'm from the computer dating agency.'

"We've photoshopped your picture to make you look as good as you would to a desperate, blind, drunk woman."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Online Dating

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Cupid and parachutists.

Funnel of Love.

How oysters get engaged.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Perfect Match

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Romance

'I'm sorry your love seat project failed but at least it makes a romantic fire.'

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

Computer Romance

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'