Online Romance Explorer Pillows

Noah's Ark: "It worked for the others."

"So, uh, your profile said you oil... what's that all about?"

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Online Dating

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Heart to heart talk.

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Arthur, I need my space."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Monogamy

Worm Bed

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."