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Computer dating.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Astronaut love

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"On your left."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

The Loving Couple

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Online marriage ceremony.

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Mate Mart

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

People told me virtual dating was safe!

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

Carbon Dating Agency

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'