Cyber Romance Explorer Gifts

Computer dating.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Astronaut love

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"On your left."

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

Online marriage ceremony.

The Loving Couple

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Mate Mart

People told me virtual dating was safe!

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'