Cyber Romance Seeker Gifts

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Online Dating

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

cuPad

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Cupid and parachutists.

How oysters get engaged.

Online marriage ceremony.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Perfect Match

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

Romance