Cyber Romance Seeker Prints

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Online Dating

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

cuPad

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Cupid and parachutists.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Funnel of Love.

Online marriage ceremony.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

How oysters get engaged.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Perfect Match

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"