Virtual Romance Adventurer Gifts

People told me virtual dating was safe!

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

Asking out a palm reader.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Advanced footsie

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Barman In Love.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

i-teddy

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.