Virtual Love Adventurer Gifts

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

i-teddy

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Roller Coaster of Love

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'You don't like bananas? You don't like climbing trees? My dear, why have you hid this for all these years??'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Tough Love 2000

Silly sausages

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

Sadomasochists in love

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

Marriage Counseling.

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

"We met online."