Virtual Love Adventurer Gifts

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

i-teddy

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

People told me virtual dating was safe!

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

Silly sausages

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Tough Love 2000

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

'You don't like bananas? You don't like climbing trees? My dear, why have you hid this for all these years??'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

Sadomasochists in love

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

Marriage Counseling.

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

"We met online."

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race