Online Love Adventurer Gifts

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"This will be hilarious!"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

The perfect man

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Roller Coaster of Love

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Russian Dating.

Mate Mart

Cat Playing 10th Life.