Online Romance Adventurer Gifts

My online photo was a bit of an April Fool.

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Advanced footsie

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Barman In Love.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"