Romance Adventurers Gifts

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"This will be hilarious!"

Asking out a palm reader.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Advanced footsie

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Barman In Love.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."