Romance Adventurer Gifts

'Let me get this straight, Edna, you want to ad some spice to our sex life?'

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

"I enjoy role-playing, but do we really need the dramaturge?"

"That escalated and de-escalated quickly.'

"Better living through cloning."

Cupids!

Tunnel of stormy love.

'This guy's perfect.'

Bernier & Couillard: Let's roll Julie. They just don't understand our love!

Colin was still struggling to get his head around how online dating worked.

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'I don't know what they see in her. . . I think I'll take a closer look.'

Lip piercings got locked together while making out...

'Al, meet your blind date!'

'George and I met on line!'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Shepherd and eurydice

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Boat wedding.

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"This will be hilarious!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Love linked

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie