Romance Novel Adventurer Gifts

Rudy, I need help fast. What's up? I've started a blog. That's great. What's the trouble? I've never read a romance novel in my life! It's called Stuff I Found in My Dad's Nightstand. I'll sell you to nomads!

Shepherd and eurydice

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

'Bring out yer books!'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"This will be hilarious!"

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Advanced footsie

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Jack London

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Don Quixote

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Barman In Love.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'