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Shepherd and eurydice

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Boat wedding.

'Bring out yer books!'

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"This will be hilarious!"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Jack London

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Don Quixote

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Coronavirus Windmills

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."