Amorous Adventurer Gifts

"This will be hilarious!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Relationship Warning Lights

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Love linked

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Advanced footsie

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Barman In Love.