Marital Adventurer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your marital adventurer? Whether you’re celebrating years of adventure or just starting to explore together, these gifts capture the thrill of shared journeys and lifelong discovery. Find playful and meaningful items that speak to a love of exploration and the joy of new experiences, all with a touch of humor and warmth to make every adventure memorable.

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'I want a divorce, a divorce, and a divorce.'

'I want a divorce, a divorce, and a divorce.' mockup

'I want a divorce, a divorce, and a divorce.'

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'I'm finding it difficult to apologize to you, Fred, so I'm divorcing you instead.'

'I'm finding it difficult to apologize to you, Fred, so I'm divorcing you instead.' mockup

'I'm finding it difficult to apologize to you, Fred, so I'm divorcing you instead.'

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'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.' mockup

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

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"It was my worst nightmare. Then I realized I wasn't asleep!"

"It was my worst nightmare. Then I realized I wasn't asleep!" mockup

"It was my worst nightmare. Then I realized I wasn't asleep!"

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Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married. mockup

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

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"This will be hilarious!"

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"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’." mockup

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

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"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now." mockup

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

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'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?' mockup

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

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'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.' mockup

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

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Wife takes husband's place in the pub mockup

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

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'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.' mockup

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

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"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!" mockup

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

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Mrs. Almighty.

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'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!' mockup

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

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'You don't like bananas? You don't like climbing trees? My dear, why have you hid this for all these years??'

'You don't like bananas? You don't like climbing trees? My dear, why have you hid this for all these years??' mockup

'You don't like bananas? You don't like climbing trees? My dear, why have you hid this for all these years??'

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'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.'

'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.' mockup

'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.'

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"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?" mockup

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

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'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.' mockup

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

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"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!" mockup

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

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"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..." mockup

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

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"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?" mockup

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

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"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'" mockup

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

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"It's your mother!"

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'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.' mockup

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

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'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.' mockup

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

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Marriage Counseling.

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Sadomasochists in love

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'That's a coincidence -- your wife was in yesterday, saying you're out to get HER.'

'That's a coincidence -- your wife was in yesterday, saying you're out to get HER.' mockup

'That's a coincidence -- your wife was in yesterday, saying you're out to get HER.'

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'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.' mockup

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

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"To the nearest barbershop, John." mockup

"To the nearest barbershop, John."

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'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?' mockup

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

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"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers." mockup

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."

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"I'm updating my relationship status to, complicated."

"I'm updating my relationship status to, complicated." mockup

"I'm updating my relationship status to, complicated."

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Another new position?

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Marital Adventurer Gifts Collection

Marital Adventurer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for marital adventurers—each one designed to inspire mornings full of love, laughter, and new discoveries.

Marital Adventurer Pillows

Comfort your marital explorer with pillows that celebrate love’s journey—think cozy, whimsical, and full of adventure.

Marital Adventurer Prints

Find inspiring art prints that capture the essence of shared adventures—ideal for decorating a home full of love and exploration.

Marital Adventurer T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts for adventurers at heart—fun, inspiring, and perfect for couples who love to explore life together.