Amorous Adventurer Pillows

"This will be hilarious!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Relationship Warning Lights

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Boat wedding.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Love linked

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Asking out a palm reader.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Barman In Love.

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."