Adventurous Lover Pillows

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

There Will Always Be Someone Kinkier Than Your Vanilla Ass

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

Bob got off with a simple slap on the wrist.

Romance

The Runaway Horse

Fight or Flight

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A boy acting suspiciously

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Trail mix?"

"This will be hilarious!"

Love linked

Kardiff.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

A private jet takes off

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Thug life on safari.

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Zoo animals.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Safari.

The circus diver.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Migrating cows.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

A Couple in A Speedboat.