Adventure Lovers Pillows

"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

'Let's pray it's something that goes with fish!'

'You think you've got problems!'

'49 year old, 6-times divorced, bi-sexual, female, biker-bitch, who's into head-banging, sea-clubbing, armed robbery and other such hobbies, seeks any form of mammal to have a violent sexual relationship with. If interested call 555-whip. P.S. No Freaks.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"...the ticket holder of the record lottery jackpot has only until noon to claim their prize."

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

Man on a desert island realizes that the water around him is shallow.

Albert performed the longest ski jump of all times. Unfortunately, he couldn't enjoy his victory.

Raining

"Truth is - it's all downhill from here."

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Go Back

Miracle: Walking on Water

'Quickly,it's my husband-out the back!'

A skier and a paraglider

The Lemcoaster

Bikers; Cat and Mouse hang on for dear life.

Black Forest Collectibles.

Extreme kites!

The Sea Anglers: These hardy fishermen enjoy one of the most exciting and invigorating sports in the world.

"It started as a sand trap and then, well, this..."

Flying squirrel and base jumpers.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

A boy acting suspiciously

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

The Tunnel of Endurance

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."