Adventurous Aficionados Pillows

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

A boy acting suspiciously

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Snowman of the Apes

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."