Adventurous Aficionados Gifts

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

A boy acting suspiciously

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.