Adventure Admirers Gifts

Thai Wild Boars football team

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Fight or Flight

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A boy acting suspiciously

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Trail mix?"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

The Family Joules: Part 6