Epic Adventure Admirer Gifts

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Warrior Woman

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Evolution of God. . .

Homer

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

A clowns parachute.

Ski-ers.

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Christopher Colombus' Dog

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"It's an epic novel about a guy who's trying to sell his car."

Castaways at Christmas

A clown runs across naval mines.

Australian Crawl

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

'Now what?'

You are here

A never ending 3D maze knot.

'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'