Adventure Appreciator Gifts

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Snowman of the Apes

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.