Misadventure Appreciator Gifts

"It's pulling to the left."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Road sign with a dinosaur.

Good Kitty No More.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

Clown Airbags.

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

A little green monster

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

Painting into a corner.

Boy caught by a policeman

'I think I know who's been tapping the sunday collection.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'