Misadventure Enthusiast Gifts

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Gilligan's Elevator.

"You're holding the map upside-down."

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

'Nice catch, idiot!'

A hunter shoots what he thinks is a bird, but turns out to be a big 'm'.

'They looked like mountains in the travel brochure!'

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

"The tmemptmation wath thoo greath."

'Please let it be burglars and not the sitter cracking up again!'