Misadventure Seeker Gifts

This Exit

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Gilligan's Elevator.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

"Sorry, Pete, looks like I got my golfing and shooting weekends mixed up."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

"Too bad we're on hole sixteen."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

A girl holds a dripping wet lead

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

'They looked like mountains in the travel brochure!'

A hunter shoots what he thinks is a bird, but turns out to be a big 'm'.

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

'Nice catch, idiot!'

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

"The tmemptmation wath thoo greath."